Sunday, October 8, 2006

The sweat on the bus goes drip, drip, drip!





Know what sucks? People who smell on the bus. Know what sucks even more? People who smell on the bus and they're wearing sleeveless shirts. Know what sucks even more than that.. (and yes something sucks more than that) ...people who smell on the bus and wear sleveless shirts during a HEATWAVE!! I think paying for car insurance and gas alone makes not riding on the bus worth it for that reason alone. Because they always sit next to you. They never sit beside other melodorous people so they can wallow in each other's company. I think they'd ought to have their own designated section of the bus to themselves. Seriously though. Like the back of the bus. I say create an entrance at the back specifically for people who smell like BO, rancid milk, shit and curry. That way they can get on the bus, sit in it, and get off of it, all without having to walk by us normies who shower regularly. It wouldn't be AS BAD if the smell lingered only for the time that you were on the bus, but you tend to notice stenches following you around. It gets in your hair and your clothes and you adopt their smell. The last thing i need is for people to tell ME that i need my own entrance at the back of the bus!

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